Bachelor in Paradise Couples – Ranked!

Hey Bachelor Nation Fanatics! We’re back with another fun read, but this time we’re borrowing ideas from one of our other favourite reality series – Dance Moms 💃 🪩

Today we’re discussing our favourite Bachelor in Paradise couples and how we would rank them on Abby’s pyramid.

At the bottom of the pyramid....we have Jess & Blake

These two are okay, and we know that they found each other very early on but things just haven’t progressed as much as they should have by this point. We think it’s fair to say that this couple won’t last much longer 😬. Despite us wanting them to be great....it’s HIGHLY unlikely we see much improvement given the fact that one of them has a super-secret beach make out session while the other is out on a kayaking date. Next up, we have Sam.P & Peter....

Let’s all just be so honest right now, Sam.P and Peter have had next to no screen time aside from some one-liners here and there during their ITMs. This couple is irrelevant and besides some attraction between them, I think we would all much rather pay attention to the real drama on the island...(Kat and who she’s stealing next) After that is Kylee &Aven! These two definitely were seeing each other before paradise. Aside from the fact that they are UNBEARABLY boring, we all know that they will likely stay together until the end and either leave engaged, dating, or have an unfortunate misunderstanding that leads to a finale breakup. Nothing exciting to see here folks!

Here at Reality TV Perspective, we really want to see Rachel have her happy ending – which is why Rachel & Brayden are third overall.

We think that their date was absolutely ADORABLE. We want to see this couple make it, but things aren’t looking toooo great based on the previews. Unfortunately, we are living in delusion thinking that this couple will last – they are definitely going to break up. However, we still love to see them together, so third on the pyramid it is!

After that, Eliza & Aaron B. are second on the pyramid. We think that this is a couple that has A LOT of potential. They can definitely make it post-paradise, but there are some rough waters out at sea for them at the moment. Charity’s surprise appearance and Kat’s revelations surely painted Aaron B. in a bad way, but maybe Eliza will choose to forgive and forget? Who knows at this point, but we are sure about the fact that we really enjoy this couple – hoping for the best outcome for them! And finally, at the top of the pyramid...is anyone really surprised? We have Olivia & John Henry 😻 Now, don’t confuse our perspective with what the previews of this week’s episode have been showing us. We know that this couple is also on rough, choppy waters at the moment. It seems like hurricane Kat is making landfall in t-minus twelve hours, but maybe this couple will make it out unscathed? We aren’t too sure who will be on the receiving end of John Henry’s rose, but we know that we are Team Olivia! Our reasoning for this couple being at the top is quite simple, we love them together and they are providing us with the second most interesting plot point of the season thus far...after that whole bowel movement thing. Anyways, we’re super excited to see how things evolve over the next twenty-four hours once this storm reaches full potential.

Check out our most recent reels post to get a visual representation of our thoughts!